Premiere #8: Raleigh
August 30, 2009
Where to start with the Raleigh recap? So epic on so many levels. Let’s see:
-There were the fact that people came out to protest, and the big Fox News Story about it.
-Then there was my response.
-There is the fact that NC State called in the BOMB SQUAD to sweep the building before the movie started, just in case.
-There was the fact that they turned off the fire alarms and had the fire marshall there to watch over everything, just in case a protester pulled the fire alarm falsely to ruin the movie.
-But in my mind, the entire protest debate can be summed up by the video we did. This thing cracks me up so much and really shows the ridiculousness of the situation, coming out of the mouths of the protesters themselves:
There were a few funny gems to come out of the pre-show. The first one is from a girl who teaches at med school:
Girl: “I teach anatomy to med students, and we were doing female anatomy one day, and I had this group of all guys, and I came over and the clitoris was cut off.”
Nils: “Where was this, Darfur?”
Tucker: “Was this at Notre Dame’s med school? Seriously, did she come in that way or did they do it?”
Girl: “They cut it off by accident. They didn’t know what it was.”
Tucker: “They didn’t know what it was?? Wow, I bet their girlfriends have shitty sex lives.”
Bill: “If they didn’t know what the clit was, they must have been Duke med students.”
-From a guy who was trying to hard to impress me:
Guy: “I did something once, and the next day the newspaper called me a Facist Nazi Racist.”
Tucker: “I can beat that.”
Nils: “Do you play lacrosse?”
-And probably the highlight of the quotes, due to the circumstances:
Girl: “Is there anything else on your sexual to do list?”
Tucker: “No, not really. Well, after today, I have to add “Fuck a Protester” to the list.”
[huge cheer]
Tucker: “But, I’ll one do it if she is sober, and I am drunk. That’ll spin her whole world on it’s head.”
And then some of my fans did photoshops of the protesters and they were funny as hell. My favorite:
The rest of the photoshops are here.
The SeX-ray Vide0
How the fuck do you top a premiere like that? I’ll tell you how: You invent a new genre of porn.
Yes, I am talking about the now legendary SeX-ray video, wherein I got a girl to blow me on x-ray video and create Skeleton Porn:
Tucker Max seX-ray – Watch more Funny Videos
Previous Recaps and Videos:
Premiere #7: Columbia [Tucker's recap] [Video recap]
Special Bonus: Tucker and Nils Q&A, part 2
Premiere #6: Gainesville [Tucker's recap] [Video recap]
Premiere #5: Tallahasse [Tucker's recap] [Video recap]
Special Bonus: Tucker and Nils Q&A, part 1
Premiere #4: Athens [Tucker's recap] [Video recap]
Premiere #3: Atlanta [Tucker's recap] [Video recap]
Premiere #2: Seattle [Tucker's recap] [Video recap]
